Toxic

Lately, I've been downing various types of energy and heavily caffeinated drinks to sustain my mental apparatus in preparation for the difficult final examinations. Well, recently, I've been informed by an experienced college friend that they seriuosly bloat you up and just aren't good for you in general. I've experienced that first hand when I dropped a few improptu deuces and felt a certain burning. Ok, I won't get into that.

But my point is that, I'm putting all I have into my studies, and the ends justifies the means. I have no other choice but to be a soldier and steadfastly withstand the trials and tribulations of college. I'm sure my parents would be proud of me ... at least to some extent.

At least these things are the real deal and do give you bursts of energy to complete essays and exams. Except, these things are all chemicals just running through your body. I'm gonna hopefully switch over to this:
This at least has natural coffee beans. Hopefully I won't die from these items of toxicity.